TODAYS QUICK QUOTE

(01/24/2021)

"When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion." "Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!" "Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

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