Community Resources, Inc. will be having a fundraiser during the month of May.

For $5 you can have someone arrested just for fun!

They will be picked up and put in our jail house until they raise enough money for bail.

The bail amount, (depending on the reason for the arrest) will be set by our bail bondsman. The money raised will go toward operational cost for Calhoun County Community Resources, Inc.

Arrest forms will be at the following locations

Community Resources, State Farm Insurance, Parson's One Stop, Five Forks Store, Holbert's Store, J & B Drug Store Minnie Hamilton Health Care Center, Dollar General Store, Baker's Mart, and Calhoun Banks

Please return forms before May 16th to

Community Resources, Inc.
PO Box 309
Grantsville, WV 26147

Included, but not limited to cause for arrests are the following

Forgetting a birthday or anniversary
Being late for work
Being too short or too tall
Teachers giving too much homework
Bosses being too bossy
Forgetting to kiss your spouse
Forgetting to take out the trash
If the house is a mess
Husbands who enter beauty contests

Come out, have fun and support CRI ... or you too, may be arrested!