Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctor said, “You're really doing great, aren't you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’’'

The doctor said, “I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.’”