Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The doctor said,
“You're really doing great, aren't you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot
mamma and be cheerful.’’'
The doctor said, “I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.’” |