"While the children of the world excitedly await a visit from Saint Nicholas.

It is rumored that Yoda has been seen in Minnesota, in a 42 DeSoto, driving near a Pagoda, sipping a Nehi soda, while listening to classical music with a mesmerizing Coda. So, after his latest movie greatly surpassed its Quota, he is thinking of trading his Desoto for a newer model Toyota.

After witnessing all of that, it's no wonder Yoda heard the howling of Coyotas."