You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch

Katrina Mohr completes work on wall art at Minnie's Kids day care center at Minnie Hamilton Health Care Center in Grantsville. The center often has 15 children in day care.

You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the, um, seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
You're a heart of dead tomato
squashed with moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus!",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

From How The Grinch Stole Christmas

By Dr. Seuss

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