BEST STUPID STORY SO FAR THIS YEAR - Drunk Man Tries To Revive Dead Possum

(03/31/2010)
Pennsylvania State Police have charged a Punxsutawney man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a dead possum along a roadway.

Police say several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe with the animal, before police arrested him.

A police news release did not specify how Wolfe was allegedly trying to revive the opossum, we assume mouth-to-mouth.

A West Virginia reader wrote "Thank God this didn't happen in West Virginia."