MAY IS "HAVE SOMEONE ARRESTED" MONTH - A Fundraiser For Community Resources, Inc.

(05/04/2005)

Submitted by Janet McCormick Community Resources, Inc. will be having a fundraiser during the month of May. For $5 you can have someone arrested just for fun! They will be picked up and put in our jail house until they raise enough money for bail. The bail amount, (depending on the reason for the arrest) will be set by our bail bondsman. The money raised will go toward operational cost for Calhoun County Community Resources, Inc. Arrest forms will be at the following locations Community Resources, State Farm Insurance, Parson's One Stop, Five Forks Store, Holbert's Store, J & B Drug Store Minnie Hamilton Health Care Center, Dollar General Store, Baker's Mart, and Calhoun Banks Please return forms before May 16th to Community Resources, Inc. PO Box 309 Grantsville, WV 26147 Included, but not limited to cause for arrests are the following Forgetting a birthday or anniversary Being late for work Being too short or too tall Teachers giving too much homework Bosses being too bossy Forgetting to kiss your spouse Forgetting to take out the trash If the house is a mess Husbands who enter beauty contests Come out, have fun and support CRI ... or you too, may be arrested!

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