By Tony Russell|
Steve Spurrier, while football coach at Florida, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn 's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored in yet."
Reporter #1: “Ozzie, you said that poor conditioning was a factor in your decision to make a coaching change.”
AD: “That’s a good question, Greg. Well, not a question, just a restatement of my statement, but it’s a good one.”
Reporter #1: “And your answer to your statement?”
AD: “Oh, yeah. I firmly believe that players representing our great university ought to have the stamina to remain awake and upright for the full two hours of commercial breaks during a football game.”
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